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Joke of the Day
"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."
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"What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him? Get bent!"
"Two parallel lines match on tinder But they never meet."
"Starting a blog that's just reviews of the food I steal out of the fridge at work."
"Those goddamn Asian drivers....... Always crashing my PC"
"A skeleton goes to the bar and says ""Can I have a pint and a mop..."""
"I should have used more oils to get this off easier.. I'm trying to jerk it off but it won't come. Honey, dinner is stuck to the pan."
"When you hear ""I do not love you but we can be friends"" it's like... your mother says ""Your dog died but you can keep it""."
"Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink? The elephants are using them as tampons"
"My girlfriend starting putting a miniature Sylvester Stallone doll in the middle of the bed a few months ago Things have been a little rocky between us ever since"