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Joke of the Day

"You know what most people hate about ambiguity? Stuff."

"How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant? The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!"

"Construction worker not wearing his safety gear [NSFW]"

"My cheating Ex-girlfriend just got fired for drinking on the job. She worked at the sperm bank."

"Why did they pull a lawsuit against the spa for their wax treatment? It was a ripoff."

"What do you call a teacher who doesn't flatulate in public. A private tutor. -Credits to my cousin ;)"

"What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election? They though it was Riel funny!"

"My friend's offering to pay for a trip to NY to be her +1 for a wedding. She's probably going to drug me & sell my organs. *agrees to go :)"

"It is NOT acceptable to lift up the back of a woman's shirt to look at her lower back tattoo, even if you're at Walmart... I know that now"

"How did NASCAR get that name? Redneck: 'That's nascar ye got there."""