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Joke of the Day

"What's thick, black, and over a foot long? My roommate's asian girlfriend's hair clogging the fucking shower drain."

"Give a man a fish & he'll be all ""WTF are you giving me a fish for? That's weird"" Teach a man to fish & he'll be all ""Again with the fish?"""

"There are hospitals for the criminally insane. And then there are parliaments for the insanely criminal."

"Getting married for sex... is like flying on an airplane for food."

"why do philosophers love the ocean so much? because it's deep!"

"What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark? Stark industries has actually turned a profit"

"What font is used for alphabet soup. Times New Ramen"

"What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise? I can't even"

"How did Helen Keller lose her virginity? Somebody left the plunger in the toilet."

"Her smile used to get me through a tough day. Now her smile just keeps me up all these sleepless nights...wondering...what is this b!tch up to???"