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Joke of the Day

"What is Hitler's least favorite month? Jew-ly EDIT: how about jan-jew-ary, or jewne?"

"My girlfriend told me I need to spice things up in the bedroom... So I told her I would cumin her pussy. (That joke only works sometimes because it's seasonal)"

"Is fashion all about clothes? Apparelently."

"We don't have to worry about Trump having the nuclear launch codes. His hands are too small to push the button."

"If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook."

"I admire women with the restraint to draw on their eyebrows. I wouldn't be able to stop until I'd added glasses and a moustache."

"What do you call it when a girl named ""Sandy"" Punches someone? Sandy hook."

"Duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. ""Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?"" ""Just put it on my bill."""

"Here's a joke about Ebola You probably won't get it though."

"For tax purposes, my carpe is now per diem."