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Joke of the Day
"What do turtles do for fun? Play hide and shell."
Next Joke
"So a baby seal walks into a club... That's it."
"What's a rabbits' favorite song? ""Hoppy Birthday to You."""
"The sonogram of your baby looks awesome!* So clear!** And he looks happy!*** *Creepy **Is it a human? ***I think you're having a racoon"
"I told my wife I wanted her to spread my ashes for traction when the back porch gets icy That way she can put me to work and step on me one last time."
"What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to? Elementary :)"
"All jeans are skinny jeans... ...if you're fat enough."
"Someone should call 911... ...because YouTube is having one of its daily 500 seizures."
"Doctor doctor can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue? Why? Because I've been at my computer all day and I've got a splitting headache!"
"Your momma is so fat... Your momma is so fat, her picture wouldn't upload to the Internet."