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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I make statements in the tone of a question?"
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"What do you call a pessimistic cupcake? A Little Debbie downer."
"I should have seen this breakup coming.... The nicest thing she ever said to me was, ""Oh wow, that car almost hit you."""
"Dude, the water from the sink is sooo hot... I would tap that."
"In hindsight, using the word ""harder"" as the safe word, was not the best idea."
"Toaster Settings: 1) I do nothing. 2) I do nothing. 3) I SET THE BREAD ON FIRE!"
"Normal people driving by a construction site: wonder what they're building... Me: what a great place to bury a body!"
"A hammer and a Nail cost $1.10 The hammer is a dollar more than the nail, how much is does the nail cost?"
"*gives your eulogy after inhaling helium*"
"What's the difference between the Earth and my sock? The Earth's crust is on the outside."