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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman who turn straight guys into gay? Spatula."
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"What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger"
"I just saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. It was riveting."
"Remember: no matter how bad your situation and how hopeless you feel there is always someone doing way better than you"
"What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework? He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear."
"So I met this really nice girl at the zoo! She was a keeper."
"(OC) What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi? The Forceskin."
"How do you tell when a woman is having an orgasm? Who cares?"
"Neil Armstrong: now where did I park my car? [presses key button] [tiny orange light flashes on the moon] god dammit"
"In our football match today the opposition hit the bar three times in the first half. I know we're not very good but they could have at least waited until the end to celebrate."