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Joke of the Day

"Taking my dog to the park is the same as my checking Reddit... We check out all the posts and piss on half of them."

"Why do women fake orgasms? Because men fake foreplay."

"What type of animal browses Reddit? Karma-vore"

"What is hard when it goes in and soft and sticky when it comes out? A chewing gum"

"Ghostbusters is my favorite movie where Bill Murray yells at a giant marshmallow man for stepping on a church."

"Nothing makes me second-guess my language like a little voice chirping, ""Mommy, I found your freaking measuring spoons."""

"I just heard the first song made by artificial intelligence You could say it was a real Siri-nade"

"Arguing with religious people is like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a potato."

"[bank robbery] OK EVERYBODY GET DOWN! [dave starts doing the electric slide] Damn it Dave, not you, go grab the money"

"Why do beaches not get sarcasm? Because they always take things littorally"