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Joke of the Day

"God: What's that? Noah: The aquarium God: For what? Noah: The fish God: Fish can survive floods Noah: *kicks llama* YOU SAID EVERY ANIMAL"

"A guy in a public place, phone out, camera on... He approaches a young woman. ""What are you doing, creep?"" she says. He glances up, smiles, and says ""Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."""

"What's the hardest part about riding a scooter? Telling your parents you're gay."

"The ugliest baby in the world was just born... they didn't print a birth certificate... they printed an apology letter instead."

"What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros? Hodor"

"Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom)."

"How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads? Chasing parked cars."

"What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers? Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes."

"What's little,metal, and will ruin dinner A bullet in your face"

"What kind of glass do they put up in restaurant windows to make people want to eat more? Hunger panes."