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Joke of the Day
"Yoda: Why is five afraid of seven? Because six, seven eight..."
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"Today, I'm happy to say I am 12 years sober! Unfortunately it was only the first 12 years of my life and I've been drunk ever since."
"Gotta love a dad joke Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, No, just leave it in the carton!'"
"Kate Upton as the spokesperson for Game of War"
"I hate it when people need constant re-assurance. You know what I mean?"
"[OC] What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen? Ugh.... Pho queue..."
"What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most? the ICU"
"Donald Trump: nobody can out crazy me Lena Dunham: here, hold my beer"
"Trumps wives were immigrants Proving again that they'll do jobs Americans won't"
"Everyone is unique. Except you. You are not unique. You are the only not unique person in human history."