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Joke of the Day
"Why was the little boy speaking gibberish? Because he lost his marbles."
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"My grandfather was a baker in the army... ...he went in all buns glazing."
"Why are the old trees always yelling? They were all petrified."
"What's the worst thing at a bad joke party? The punch lines."
"I was bullied in high school by the X men. No, not the group of crime fighting mutants, but a bunch of transgender females who were better at sports than I was."
"Technically, setting someone on fire is burning calories."
"How does Anakin Skywalker get around the Death Star? He takes the elevader. *Sith floor, please.*"
"I listen to trump rallies before I go to bed They're all white noise."
"Some grade school humor What's brown and sticky? * ** *** **** *** ** * A Stick!!"
"Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor"