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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Ye'd think it was R, but his first love be the C."
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"The last beer didn't tell me why life is so confusing but it told me the next one would."
"I recently took up meditation..... It beats sitting around doing nothing"
"Sporty I bought my wife fumarate. Now during sex moans as Sharapova."
"""One of the great mysteries to me is the fact that a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider."""
"there has been a shooting at the Westboro Baptist church... police report 3 dozen cheerful bystanders, yet nobody claims to have seen who did it."
"I recently got a job in the fast food industry, changed my name to Fedora Everyone tips fedora!"
"A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind in here!"" Mushroom says, ""Come on, I'm a fungi!"""
"What's the best way for an American to lose weight? Gamble in British currency."
"ME: I'm just gonna take a quick nap. KIDS: Check out the new cirque du soleil show we invented. *living room is on fire*"