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Joke of the Day

"One day, i came across a mute man, and he said"

"Ever since Facebook allowed images in their comments sections people only ever communicate via pictures. We're 21st-century cavemen."

"I'm getting a little tired of these people coming to my door telling me I need to be ""saved"" or ""I'll burn""... Stupid firefighters."

"Having sex is like playing bridge... If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"What should you do if you're in the jungle and come upon a tiger? Say you're sorry, wipe him off, and run."

"You put 2 fingers in... Maybe 3 if it's big enough... Oh yeah.... Now that's how you wash a mug."

"If it's 1 or 1000 sins you're still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend"

"Where would Helen Keller park her car? On top of three children."

"What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists? 45"

"finally got to see someone in my facebook feed react to an onion article as if it were real news. today was a big day."