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Joke of the Day
"It's expensive to attend Amputation University... Tuition's an arm and a leg!"
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"I like my coffee like my slaves... Free!"
"What do you call 2 people singing in Hebrew? Jewet :D"
"I unsubscribed from the official earthbending subreddit. Getting tired of all these Internet Toph Guys."
"Bruce Jenner Coffee! It's so mild that it can change a strong man into a gentle lady with only two sips, and about $100,000 in cosmetic surgery."
"My friend has a butler who had his left arm cut off... ...serves him right!"
"look, men and women are BIOLOGICALLY different. ever since the cave man times boys have loved cars and girls have loved toy ovens"
"What does a gay rooster say? ""Anycockledoooooo!"""
"Don't confuse your path with your destination. Just because it's stormy now doesn't mean you aren't headed for sunshine."
"Why did the Mexican push his wife over the cliff? Tequila"