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Joke of the Day
"What does a gay rooster say? ""Anycockledoooooo!"""
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"Friends are like ants if you burn them, they die."
"My friend is always looking for trouble... Which is good because he's a cop."
"The tachyon leaves. The Barman says ""We don't serve your kind here."" A tachyon enters a bar."
"What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast? Orange Juice"
"What's the difference between a refugee and E.T? E.T learned English and wanted to go home."
"Why Did The One Handed Man Cross The Road? So he could get to the second hand store!"
"I get it ladies, I had abs before I had kids too."
"Remember when you were a kid and the teacher said you can be anything you want to be? Luckily I chose lower middle class and overweight."
"Today, I had two religious people for dinner. That makes me an ""ate-theist""."