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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican push his wife over the cliff? Tequila"
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"she used to like me. boy: k girl: every kiss begins with k boy: too bad ugly starts with u! girl:... boy: apply cold water to that burn"
"I'm no expert, but I would guess the internet really affected encyclopedia sales."
"[date] Her: ""Well, the horoscopes pretty much govern my life, I'm a sagittarius, what are you?"" Me: *halfway out the door* ""Educated."""
"ME: *tells joke* WIFE: ugh, that was funny in middle school [later] ME [at a local middle school]: so have you all heard the one about th"
"So I'm opening a soup-based strip club I'm thinking about naming it ""The Brothel"""
"In a very touching gesture, Gary Anderson attempted to call up Blair Walsh and offer his sympathy. Unfortunately, they just missed each other."
"How can you tell when your wife has died? The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up in the sink."
"I masturbate with soap Just thought I'd come clean"
"If you want to interrogate someone, do it in German You could say ""I love you and brought you flowers"" and I'd shit myself!"