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Joke of the Day

"When does a dog go ""moo"" ? When it is learning a new language !"

"You can't keep eating people's lunches from the break room & blaming the Taliban. A lot of what you've been stealing is pork for one thing."

"Hear about the first Polish Olympic gold medalist? He was so proud, he had his medal bronzed."

"When chuck Norris was born WWII had ended"

"A Priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar... he orders a drink."

"I love the metric system. It's the best by an absolute 1.6km"

"Why did the scarecrow receive an award? It was outstanding in his field."

"Here's what I'd like for my birthday: Everyone in the world, chewing with their mouths closed for the remainder of my life."

"I've just had to take the batteries out of the Carbon Monoxide alarm The loud beeping was giving me a headache and I was starting to feel sick and dizzy"

"The animosity between Republicans & Democrats is NOTHING compared to the hatred between Jeffs & Geoffs."