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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin? Jello-us"

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms."

"Did you hear about that green and brown patterned toilet that exploded? It was a Camo-Khazi... FYI Khazi is British slang for a toilet, so now you know!"

"Do you like discounts? Don't worry at my house, my pants are 100% off"

"So a guy walks into a cow Moo"

"Sleeping in tomorrow so I have to put my phone on Lebron Mode... No ring"

"Happy Father's Day! You motherfuckers are alright!"

"What's The Difference Between Donald Trump and a Bucket of Shit? The Bucket!"

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they!"

"Did you hear about the Casino that hired a Blacksmith? He who smelt it, dealt it."