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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the perverted statistician? Standard deviation wasn't enough for him anymore..."
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"You'd think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they're being friendly, but really they steal each other's electrons. How ionic."
"A Jewish boy asks his father for $50... The dad replies ""40 dollars!?! What do you need 30 dollars for?!"""
"What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas."
"[talking to mcdonalds cashier] which burger has the most acai berry vitamins and superfood antioxidants?"
"Did you hear they are still going to run the New York Marathon? Phelps is the favourite."
"Who is this Rorschach guy? ... and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"
"What happened to the ice cube? It came straight outta Compton's glass."
"It must really suck to be an Atheist named ""Christian""."
"Q: Have you heard the one about the witch's broom? A: It's sweeping the valley. (That one usually floors me, but I'm going to brush it aside before I'm swept away with laughter.)"