201610

Joke of the Day

"I imagine colonoscopies are accompanied by the theme music from the underground level of Super Mario Bros."

"Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers."

"*cleans house while wife's out* W: *walks in* wow babe, thanks so- M: APRIL FOOL'S *runs around making huge mess til it's worse than before*"

"I was going to tell a gay joke... But fuck it."

"If We Need Someone To Run Our Country Based On Building A Buisness And Money We Have The Wrong Donald. We Need Ronald Mc'Donald."

"I'm one step away from being rich All I need now is money"

"What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !"

"I work in retail, a married man made me laugh Me: Hi sir, can I help you? Him: Nah I'm just looking for my wife Me: Oh sorry, we don't sell wives here Him: Good! Else you'd get a lot of returns!"

"Why do you look surprised in all your selfies? Didn't you know you were taking the picture?"

"You're one day closer to death AND you get free cake? What's not to like about birthdays?"