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Joke of the Day

"Did you know gullible came from ancient Greek? The prefix 'gulli' meaning 'believing' and the suffix 'ble' meaning 'ble-shit'."

"Q: What did one hat say to the other hat? A: You stay here. I'll go on a head."

"The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house, then who lives in the white house? The black man"

"I know Aladdin can't wish for more wishes, but why can't he just wish for more genies?--My 5 year old and future lawyer, probably."

"What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note."

"How does a jew get his beer? He brews"

"What's worse than waking up at a party with a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced."

"Jesus one said: ""he who lives by the sword will die by the sword"" Apparently Jesus loved crossfit"

"A man balks in a war He is discharged for dereliction of duty and takes up drinking."

"....Hey...uh...hey. Reddit. Yeah, you Reddit.....what do ducks eat? **QUACKERS** **LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL--STARTS CHOKING ON OWN HUMOR--**"