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Joke of the Day

"....Hey...uh...hey. Reddit. Yeah, you Reddit.....what do ducks eat? **QUACKERS** **LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL--STARTS CHOKING ON OWN HUMOR--**"

"He insulted my sister, and I let it slide. He insulted my mother, and I let it slide. Then...he insulted my tweets."

"Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? A: He had no body to go with."

"Friend: ""I'm breaking up with my boyfriend. He acts like a savage."" Me: ""Fred or Ben?"""

"What's the most sensitive part of your body when you masturbate? Your ears"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bhuto ! Bhuto who ? Bhuto-n the other foot !"

"My son came into the room and said there was a man knocking the door with a beard. That's probably why I didn't hear him."

"Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs? Not Mariah Carey"

"Grapes for breakfast it is! Beautiful, fermented, aged, liquified grapes."