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Joke of the Day

"I know Aladdin can't wish for more wishes, but why can't he just wish for more genies?--My 5 year old and future lawyer, probably."

"What is a collie puppy's favorite toy? A chew-chew train!"

"Jokes written by kids (xpost from /r/funny) http://imgur.com/a/hyQna"

"GOD: Peter, you will be heaven's bouncer ST PETER: What the hell, I don't want ST BERNARD (whispering): Shut up or he'll make you a dog"

"Why does internet explorer ask so many questions? Because it's insecure. It has trust issues."

"I was with a girl last night who told me she wanted me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt... so I fucked her twice and hit her with a rock."

"Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan. -Stolen from youtube"

"Love is patient. Love is kind. Love has never been in a relationship apparently."

"What do you call a Saudi cow? A moo-slim"

"Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't chicken."