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Joke of the Day
"Why are 9/11 victims the best readers? They can go through 94 stories in seconds!"
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"Where does Crazy Horse live? In an unstable."
"All life is precious. Unless you're an accountant, then you welcome sweet death."
"What do you have.... ...when you have one green ball in your right hand, and one green ball in your left hand. Answer: Complete control of the Jolly Green Giant."
"Batman Acting Application A actor walks into the interview. The interviewer asked him questions.""So far you are the perfect person for the job. Last question,are your parents alive?"""
"Irish wedding vs. Irish funeral (Possibly offensive? Naah...) What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."
"Life without women would be a pain in the ass, literally."
"What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand? A churro."
"I bought a universal remote the other day and I thought to myself ""Wow, this changes everything!"""
"If your phone fell in a toilet, you would... 1995: ...leave it, toilets are gross Today: [wrist-deep in urine] BRING ME A BOWL OF RICE NOW"