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Joke of the Day
"Why are 9/11 victims the best readers? They can go through 94 stories in seconds!"
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"Someone once said, there's safety in numbers.... Tell that to 6million Jews.. And a four man SS-squad."
"Hitler wasn't all that bad, He killed Hitler."
"Why was Henry the Eighth so fat? Because he Tudor house."
"""Endless shrimp"" sounds nice until you realize they are serious. It's a threat. The shrimp will never stop."
"My friend said she was taking next week off to be with her new puppy. I said, ""You're taking mutt-ernity leave?"""
"How do you have sex with a fat chick?! Roll her in flour and tickle the wet spots."
"What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper? Ruff."
"What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool? A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby."
"you cannot glue a tomato back together with tomato paste believe me I've tried"