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"No Grandma, he has a hair piece, not herpes"
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"TL;DR The fine bros me: i'm allergic to peanuts fine bros: is that an allergic reaction? me: yes fine bros: see you in court"
"[DJ] A man dug three holes and said.... Well, well, well... Yes [DJ] = Dad Joke warning It's honestly my dad's favorite joke."
"I hate gays They're all fucking assholes"
"What is the difference between a toad and a horny toad? A toad says rib-it, rib-it. A horny toad says rub-it, rub-it."
"Donald Trump has one good point but if he combs his hair right you hardly notice."
"RIP Boiling Water You will be mist"
"Stupid one liners everyone should know I'll start: I recently sold my vaccum. It was just collecting dust."
"What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? Getting her back into the wheelchair."
"Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice."