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Joke of the Day

"How do you confused people in the 90s? Tell them ""In 2016, we will be able to refer to someone as ""Sir and/or Ma'am"" And still be assuming someone's gender."""

"A Jew, a Kurd and a Yazidi walk into a bar. It's not a bar, it's a chlorine gas chamber."

"Why do I support extreme racist political parties? Because their aims are white up my street"

"Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich? Robbin' hood"

"Shadow dancers begin making a mock hanging motion to Katy Perry's singing"

"What did a Vegetarian Cannibal eat? Stephen Hawking."

"My chiropractor is open on Martin Luther King Day, which makes me wonder... does he value back history over black history?"

"how do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? You take away their tiny brooms."

"Lord give me coffee to change the things I can...and vodka to accept the things I cannot. Amen!"

"omg this fire truck is being such an attention whore right now"