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Joke of the Day

"A doctor, a midget, a monk and an indian is at a bar when ... ... a blonde suddenly walks in. M. Night Shyamalan shouts ""Cut!"". The blonde fainted."

"During cold days blondes stand in the corner of the room because... ...there it is always 90 degrees."

"You guys know monogamy is NOT a type of wood, right?!?"

"Would headphones get tangled in space? no, they would knot"

"What did zero say to eight? Nice belt."

"What 6 words destroy any religious argument as well as your oppositions desire and ability to continue said argument? 1.)Prove 2.)That 3.)Shit 4.)You 5.)Fucking 6.)Cunt"

"How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan? Lightbulb."

"How do you get a white trash girl to suck your dick? Dip it in ranch dressing."

"What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet? Last year's Hide and Go seek champion."

"Men do not have multiple orgasms like women do because if they did they would never be able to get out of the fucking shower."