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Joke of the Day

"You know who DOES see something wrong with a little bump n' grind? Trevor in human resources."

"If 9/10 people suffer from herpes.... Does that mean, the last one enjoys it?"

"*throws goods on conveyor belt* Cashier: is that all sir? Me:""Nope. You got change for a trophy?"""

"shit i lost the instructions to my shampoo and now there's blood EVERYWHERE"

"My Grandpa has a French rifle from WWII It was never fired, but it was dropped once."

"Why is the ocean so salty? The land never waves back."

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was too tired..."

"What does a Jewish pedophile say to an 8 year old boy? Hey little boy, want to buy some candy?"

"What do Jewish pitbulls say to each other when they get home? Muzzles off!"

"Jerk chicken and pulled pork... The owner of my favorite restaurant was arrested for beastiality.. That explains why jerk chicken and pulled pork were the only two menu items."