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Joke of the Day

"What comes out of the mating of a donkey and a bunny? the bunny's eyes"

"Chuck Norris's version of a ""chocolate milkshake"" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel."

"My mom says that you are what you eat. That's strange, because I haven't eaten any sexy beast recently..."

"hoarder on TV: pls help me doc therapist: of course. lets start by throwing out all these anime posters. we'll take them to my car"

"Apostrophes are important. ""I fed the dog"" ""I f'ed the dog"" Learn this simple rule. Your friendship with Sarah McLachlan depends on it."

"What does the bees do with their honey? They eat it, If they eat too much, they will get Diabeetis."

"A veteran's son asks him ""Dad, did you get shot in the army?"" The dad replies, ""Nope! But I got shot in the leggy."""

"I've been driving for about seven years and haven't had an accident yet... I guess you could call me a wreckless driver"

"Did you hear about the constipated dyslexic? He had trouble moving his elbows."

"I went to the library and asked if they had the book about tiny penises. The librarian said ""I don't think its in yet"". I said ""Yes that's the one""."