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Joke of the Day

"I went to the library and asked if they had the book about tiny penises. The librarian said ""I don't think its in yet"". I said ""Yes that's the one""."

"A Banana and a Vibrator are sitting on a bedside table the banana says ""I dont know why YOU'RE shaking, she's gonna fucking eat ME"""

"What did one sub-orbital jet propulsion engineer say to the other? This ain't exactly rocket science."

"What soft drink did Hitler ban during WWII? Mountain Jew."

"So I heard they've discontinued the Xbox 360... I guess it's an ex-box now."

"teacher: are u a visual thinker, auditory thinker, or kinesthetic thinker me: oh im not a thinker"

"It's actually rude to shoot anyone, messenger or not."

"You know when motorcyclists give a little wave to each other, I do that when I see someone else eating in their car."

"Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!"

"What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh?? You gonna eat that?"