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Joke of the Day

"What does the bees do with their honey? They eat it, If they eat too much, they will get Diabeetis."

"How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb? Two at most."

"Why didn't the lipid ask for water He wasn't carbohydrated"

"What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers? A roll model."

"What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt."

"[Nsfw] What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo bean? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Today we gain an hour thanks to Day Light Savings Time. What are going to do with it? ....gotcha bitch!"

"Why did the customer slap the cashier? Because he was checking her out."

"Frogs always look like they just found out there's no free Wi-Fi."

"What do you get when you put an egg in the ground? An eggplant."