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Joke of the Day

"Hitler wasn't all that bad, He killed Hitler."

"When dealing with the police it's important to always remain calm and be white."

"I had a Menage a trois organised... There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time."

"Maybe 6% of pens work. Terrible job, pen manufacturers."

"Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate? He was afraid the ring would give him away."

"Put the punchline before the setup. What's the best way to ruin any joke?"

"I was going to castrate myself But I didn't have the balls."

"The first guy that paid for life insurance died never knowing if it was a scam."

"If you love something, let it go. Let it run until it reaches the invisible wall & the shock collar you attached to it's ankle cripples them"

"How do you make a pheromone? Let his people go!"