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Joke of the Day

"I was going to castrate myself But I didn't have the balls."

"Side effects may include: upset stomach, diarrhea, some wolves will chase you, like 6-12 wolves, it's ok"

"You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen."

"A city is only really home when you stop being mystified by its public transport system and instead are just constantly angry at it."

"I am a man with convictions. Mostly because I have a really terrible lawyer."

"Have you seen www.hook.com? Yes it's already caught my eye."

"What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising."

"You know what's worse than your tribal tattoo? The story about why you got it."

"I used to be really interested in drilling holes Now I just find it boring."

"What do you call a Viking pop band with a big gay following? The Pillage People."