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Joke of the Day
"The first guy that paid for life insurance died never knowing if it was a scam."
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"What did the Nazi say to the clock that only went: ""tick ____ tick ____ tick ____"" ? ""Ve have Vays of making you tock!"""
"someone using bare hands to put salad on a plate is letting you know they're not here for discussions about etiquette or anything really"
"What do lawyers wear to court? Law suits!"
"I learned how to train my cat to go woof All it takes is petrol and matches. *wooooooof*"
"What happened to the fly on the toilet? He got pissed off."
"What do you call a gullible Indian? A Naive American. Literally just came up with this."
"How do you know if somebody does crossfit? They are probably in better shape than you."
"I can't wait to listen to the new Kelly Rowland album... I believe it's called ""Milk, Milk"""
"If I had all the money, I would pay people to sneak up behind you and blast a bullhorn right before you hit send on a political tweet."