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Joke of the Day
"What video game console can you not be upset while playing? The Nomad"
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"Everybody thought potassium was an asshole AND a narcissist. It was probably because all he ever said to anyone was ""K""."
"Get in on Syrian real estate now! The markets are exploding!"
"My favorite musician pun ||: lather, rinse :||"
"I like my women like my wine... 9 years old and locked in the basement"
"Where do otters come from? Otter space. [credit goes to Anne Carson, or wherever she heard it]"
"I can't stop coughing. Think I'll go see a movie in a crowded theater while slowly eating a bag of bone-dry popcorn."
"What's the difference between men and women? Agenda"
"A grasshopper walks into a bar... And the bartender says ""Hey, we got a drink named after you."" And the grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Steve?"""
"Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes."