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Joke of the Day

"I can't stop coughing. Think I'll go see a movie in a crowded theater while slowly eating a bag of bone-dry popcorn."

"How Many People Do the Police Have to Kill to Start a Riot? 3/5ths"

"A boy went into the local department store where he saw a sign on the escalator - 'Dogs must be carried on this escalator.' The boy then spent the next tow hours looking for a dog."

"Did you hear about the live performance about the dictionary? I heard it was a play on words."

"What should you take for stomach pain? A shit"

"So a police officer is called out to the scene where a Mercedes is wrapped around a tree, He said ""Well, I guess that's the way the Mercedes Benz"""

"teacher: there's no such thing as a stupid question me: are sharks just mean dolphins teacher: ok i was wrong"

"TIFU by clicking on a link that read ""Click to see something unexpected!"" Spanish Inquisition."

"A Mexican man has two penises. What did he name them? Jose and Hose B."

"What did the Ents yell as they attacked Isengard? Ambush."