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Joke of the Day
"Someone told me it was important to have relationships with positive people. Now I have AIDS"
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"Do you know what the best part about banging 21 year olds is? There's 21 of them."
"Why did the goose cross the road? Because he's an asshole."
"Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!"
"I offered Pete Carroll $1 million to run a mile He passed."
"Knock Knock....who's there? SUPRISE MUTHER FUCKER!"
"What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand."
"I like to stand next to a stranger on the elevator and whisper, ""I read what you said on the internet."""
"Easter is a sad day for Lance Armstrong He can never seem to find more than one egg"
"My first name is not Damn Signed, Autocorrect"