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"I heard of a new sex position that I want to try. It's called 'with a partner'."
"Why do you really not want to get pulled over in Ireland? Because the cops are Dublin the fines! (It took me a three hour car ride to come up with this... I am not a clever person)"
"A feminist was asking me how i watch lesbian relationships unfortunately, in HD was the wrong answer."
"I'd like to schedule a disappointment."
"I was with a girl last night who told me she wanted me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt... so I fucked her twice and hit her with a rock."
"Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!"
"I like my coffee like I like my women Sent back for not being hot enough"
"Why do trash pandas always get into a fight? They trash talk."
"Why is camping so exciting? Because it's in tents."