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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I'm not sure but certainly rings a bell."

"There ain't enough tailgatin' in this country. Folks would like workin' and schoolin' more if they could tailgate in the parkin' lot first."

"Sex can burn 200 calories an hour. I better go on a diet."

"Places in Japan nowadays have banned some of the traditional Martial Arts, They have adopted a strictly no Kendo attitude"

"Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring."

"Yo mama rouchy the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals."

"How many times do you pass your coworker in the hall before you switch from saying ""hi"" to breakdance fighting?"

"[I wake up next to a fishing net full of salmon] But that means... [Cut to fisherman at sea, with my dreamcatcher full of howling goblins]"

"I'm gonna pretend my dad didn't abandon me but is actually on the missing Malaysia air flight and he'll be back"

"I bought shoes off a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day."