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Joke of the Day

"There ain't enough tailgatin' in this country. Folks would like workin' and schoolin' more if they could tailgate in the parkin' lot first."

"its always terifying when im alone in my apartment and i hear a small child's voice say ""hello"" becuase i dread making smalltalk"

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck ninety-nine, but deer nuts are always under a buck"

"Saying Romney would handle the economy better is like saying ... ... one of your friends is ""good with women"" because he's a convicted rapist."

"Sometimes I tell myself that everything that I've been through in life is totally worth it. Then I laugh hysterically."

"Q: What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and crosses back over? A: A dirty double crosser."

"What's the most common pickup line at a gay bar? May I please push in your stool?"

"what does Dr Watson says to his flatmate when he's constipated? no shit, Sherlock"

"What do you call 6.02x10^23 avocados? Guaca-mole"

"What do you call the happy fellow that brings death to the people? The grin reaper"