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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama rouchy the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals."
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"Two random variables were talking in a bar They thought they were being discrete but I heard them continuously."
"Tim Cook has announced that he's gay. Samsung just filed a lawsuit claiming they came out of the closet 3 years ago. #Apple"
"Costume idea: Dress up like milkshake, wait in the yard."
"What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up? -Fog"
"""Instagram announced they will allow users to see who viewed their profile..."" *wakes up in cold sweat*"
"My questionnaire for dogs: 1. Do you like to get pet 2. Who is a good boy 3. Is it you"
"A pirate's wife asks him what body part he'd be most okay with losing The pirate thinks and replies, ""my spine!"" ""Why?"" says his wife, a little surprised ""Because it's holding me back!"""
"I asked my grandma to get naked. It's my favourite juice drink."
"Who is Chu? And why do no rappers fuck with him?"