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Joke of the Day
"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans"
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"How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly? Electro*cute*"
"Home alone watching porn What goes black, red,black,red,black,red,black,red, white? A negro wanking"
"I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Savile. When I was 9, he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded."
"My Favorite Joke (Sorry Cat Lovers) How do you make a cat go Woof? Soak it in gasoline and throw it in a fire place!"
"My dentist recommended I sleep with a mouth guard, but I'm skeptical insurance even covers who I sleep with."
"Why does chav code never compile? They end every statement with init"
"Obamacare? Yeah, more like ""Turn your head and Kafka."" Am I right?"
"I would rather text someone for a hundred hours than have to spend one second talking to them on the phone."
"How do you tell if someone is a metalhead, pot-smoker or pro-gay? They never shut up about it! :D"