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"Hey guys, have you heard about the new corduroy pillow? It's making head lines!"
"I remember once I threw a boomerang It never came back so I've learned to live in constant fear."
"What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife? The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit"
"SISS-BOOM-BAA The sound of a sheep exploding"
"Have you ever played the game of pocket tennis? ..it's when you like keeping your hands in your pocket, when you have holes in them and you're not wearing any underwear."
"I'd like to die in my sleep like my grandpa Comfortably, unlike the rest of the people in his car"
"I don't get why everyone told me how great it is to swim with dolphins. I've been stuck in this tuna net for five days."
"What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch? -rated movies"
"How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece."