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Joke of the Day
"What's an MLG's smartphone of choice? An HTC One M8."
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"[first date] Him: Why are you being so distant? Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole?"
"Nothing is worse than having a cranberries song stuck in your head, in your head, in your heeeeeeeeeeaaaad zombie zombie zombie eee eee"
"Kim, Kourtney and Khloe. The only KKK that will let bIack guys inside them."
"Headline: ""American Pharoah Wins 1st Triple Crown Title Since 1978"" That is one long-lived horse."
"What's the same about Mexican and Black people? Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)"
"It's awful being in a wheelchair everyone is always pushing me around and talking behind my back"
"Don't get offended. Only racist jokes... Q: Why are Black people so tall? A: Because their KneeGrows."
"Him: Let's get you out of that dress. Me: Be careful Him: Why? Me: If you tug at my Spanx hard enough, I'll pop open like a can of biscuits."
"Whats the #1 crime associated with cell phones? Battery"