204683
Joke of the Day
"If by fitness you mean I eat healthy & exercise regularly, then yes, I am not fit."
Next Joke
"Mega Bites by Amos Quito"
"Noticed a spider while I was driving,so I did what any normal person would do and carefully trapped it in a napkin and set my car on fire."
"If you're such a powerful warlock, why do you have diabetes."
"Commitment doesn't mean sticking to one person forever, it means keeping a relationship with someone even though you have lots of options."
"9/10 dentists know where to find cavities The other one knows where to find lions."
"What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house? Cinnamon Ghost Crunch"
"I just bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day"
"I'm banned from HomeDepot, after trying to steal drugs. I was caught stealing two ladders; what can I say they get me high."
"Lion King is my favourite movie about an innocent baby animal. Being framed for murder."