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Joke of the Day
"Q:What happens when your GF illegally downloads a movie? A:She becomes PirateBae"
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"A new and better nail clipper was invented today What a cutting-edge technology it is"
"Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee Barbie ...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement"
"My girlfriend can be really loud during sex... I don't know why. She knows no one is coming to help"
"What idiot called it a cow video instead of a bovine?"
"What do you call an Arabic woman being double penetrated? A sandbitch"
"The awkward moment when someone's zipper is down & you don't know whether to tell, because you can't explain why you were looking that low."
"A man was masturbating for 48 days straight until finally he blew his load It was a long time coming."
"I've heard they've started holding races for the cure where the participants are actually cancer patients... ...balderdash, if you ask me."