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Joke of the Day

"Anti-Jokes So a horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse says, ""My wife is dying of terminal cancer."""

"I love buying cardboard boxes online. You always get one more than you pay for."

"Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down."

"Why are they called overalls when you can still see arms and the head? That shit ain't over all. Those are oversomes and whatnot."

"The coffee in my cup is rippling. With all my experiences in the past this means that a dinosaur is coming my way.....Shit."

"(calling) 'Hey Boss, what's the difference between work and your daughter?' 'I'm not coming into work today'"

"What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated? He works it out with a pencil."

"What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up? Some day you will be red!"

"Batman prank calls Spider-Man... Batman asks, ""Is uncle Ben home?"" Spider-Man says, ""No! He is at the theater with your parents!"""

"What did the man say to his penis when it offered him a fight? Come on then you *little squirt*!"