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Joke of the Day

"Group therapy One psychologist asked another psychologist how his agoraphobia group therapy sessions are going. ""Not so good."" ""Why?"" ""No one ever shows up."""

"What's the difference between a robber and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch and the other watches your snatch"

"Have you been to Iran? You shouldn't go, I heard they don't like Joggers there."

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving just isn't for you."

"Old people at weddings always poke me and say your next So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals"

"How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan."

"Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with."

"What's the name for a person that only gives massages to men? A massagonist."

"Que hace el pez cuando esta aburrido? Nada."

"Knock knock Who's there A blond Blond who I'm just blond, does this seem like a joke? No, you're the joke :3"