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Joke of the Day

"Group therapy One psychologist asked another psychologist how his agoraphobia group therapy sessions are going. ""Not so good."" ""Why?"" ""No one ever shows up."""

"How can you tell if your water is about to break? Someone from Flint puts a glass between your legs"

"How does a American mom know her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son's cock"

"Roses are grey, violets are grey. I'm a dog."

"I don't have tinted windows on my car because if people don't like watching me dance, they can tint their own goddamn windows."

"I don't make jokes I just watch the government and report the facts."

"Technically... It's only illegal when you get arrested."

"I like to lie down on the top of a hill, then tumble down to the bottom. That's just the way I roll."

"A Priest a Rabbi and a Nun walk into a bar The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this some kind of joke?"""

"Why don't Amish people water ski? Because their horses would drown."