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Joke of the Day
"I thought for my whole life that air was free... ...then I bought a bag of chips."
Next Joke
"What has two legs and can't stand up? Half a cat"
"The Cheesiest Joke I Know What did the cracker say to the slice of cheddar? ""Say, you're looking mighty sharp today!"" To which the cheddar replied, ""Fuck you, white boy."""
"Why are planes strong? Because they can LIFT"
"Did you hear of the invention of the shovel? It was groundbreaking."
"Wanna hear a joke? My social life."
"I have a bumper sticker that says ""Honk if you think I'm sexy."" Then I just wait at green lights until I feel better about myself."
"It be cool if that Malaysia plane appeared with Amelia Earhart flying it back"
"Note to younger women: Remember, men are always after just one thing: your snacks. Do not leave the refrigerator unlocked."
"Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime."