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Joke of the Day
"Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory? I1"
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"I'm rubber, you're glue. I'm destroying the planet and you are made of dead horses"
"""Let me get them digits."" - creepy accountant"
"I finally got hired at the local adult store First day on the job I got a raise!"
"Farmer vs Prostitue What is the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits"
"What did the math teacher tree say to the music teacher tree? Nice log rhythms"
"How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff? A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch."
"If Kim Jong UN and Kim Kardashian got married and had a child what would they name it? Kim JordashUn?"
"Let's not buy them two of all the same toys we said. It'll teach them to share, we said. We are idiots."
"Why couldn't the Great Ape tell a story? Because he doesn't have a tail."